"Ewe don't say!"
"OMG...have you seen the latest addition to the farm, talk about short and furry"
you look maaaaaaaaaaahvoulous daaaaaaaaalingk!
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more.
"My eyesight may be going, but those are the yappiest lambs they brought in here..."
"Does this fleece make me look fat?"
I look better in this outfit, I don't care who US Weekly said "wore it best"!
this all natural look is getting old. I'm planning on something short and lacey for summer, then a cosy Fair Isle for next winter.
So a ewe, a goat and an alpaca walk into a bar....
I DO BELIEVE THAT THIS MIRROR MAKES ME LOOK MUCH WIIIIIIDER THAN I TRULY AM. BA A A A A AH !And when did my teeth get so crooked?
Then I told her, " Don't BAAAAAAAAAAAAAther Ewer self!"
Fancy meeting ewe here!
"You know... if that Cindy lady really wanted everyone to know us she'd have a picture of each of us with our bio next to it on that blog thingy she writes." "I know what you mean! How does she expect for those poor folks out there who don't have a farm to keep up with who WE are?" "That's for sure... soon all the attention will be focused on those fuzzy little white things in that little pen." "I bet the folks reading the blog know what their names are.""Excuse me for a minute, I'm going to see if there's any alfalfa over there, I'll be right back..."
I'm so glad I have you to live with, laugh with and enjoy each day with. BFFs forever.
"I think today's hay is an excellent, full-bodied hay with robust grainy notes and a hint of spice. How do you find the hay today?" "Well, it's hay. I can't say I've ever put that much thought into it."
She's got SHEARS in her hand! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Shut up and drive, Thelma!!
"And then that new girl, Phoebe, actually let one of those weird little furballs LICK her face ... eeweeee!"
'Well, you didn't hear it from me, but. . . talk in the pasture's that a *lot* of eggs have been laid in the hen house this week.''Oh my! What's next, an e-mail from Cindy with a personal invitation to get a share of the action?!?'
Mom! Sally won't stop copying me again!!
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?"
"are they still staring at my butt? I told you this new fleece makes my look huge!"